14 Reasons English Bulldogs Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time English Bulldog #1 They’re only using you. #2 Can’t I be any more clear?#3 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.#4 They pretend to be cute…#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.#6 Look, they’re already taking over.#7 I told you!#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.#9 Because they’re watching you.#10 Your every move.#11 They’re fierce.#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.#13 Wow, embarrassing much?#14 How evil. Tags English Bulldog