#1 They’re only using you.



#2 Can’t I be any more clear?



#3 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.



#4 They pretend to be cute…



#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.



#6 Look, they’re already taking over.



#7 I told you!




#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.



#9 Because they’re watching you.



#10 Your every move.



#11 They’re fierce.



#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.



#13 Wow, embarrassing much?



#14 How evil.