#1 Firstly, Corgis are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.



#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…



#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.



#4 Because, clearly, children and Corgis don’t mix.



#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?



#6 They’re just horrible, right?



#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…




#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!



#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?



#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!



#11 And they can’t even dance well.



#12 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.



#13 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.



#14 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.