#1 Why do I have to get out of bed when you do? Haha



#2 Food, food, food



#3 Mom, you’re not throwing my ball fast enough!



#4 Me walking too slow, not enough walks



#5 I’m starving!



#6 When she doesn’t get to go in the car.




#7 Not getting out enough!



#8 She’ll probably say to stop feeding her dog food and give her some more human food instead



#9 He always barks and spins in a circle when I say bye to him.



#10 He would say only feed me meat no vegetables



#11 Having too much love from me



#12 Just cause you got married doesn’t mean that I’m not still the queen of this house