#1 They can’t stand belly rubs



#2 They really aren’t that cute as puppies



#3 And never want to go on fun outdoor adventures



#4 And their ears are totally ridiculous.



#5 Their bugged-out eyes aren’t cute at all.



#6 They absolutely HATE going on car rides.




#7 And just the sight of them strikes terror within other animal species.



#8 They have ZERO capacity for love.



#9 And they just become uglier with age.



#10 They’re always grumpy.



#11 They never calm down, not even for a minute.



#12 You can’t trust them to be gentle, even with a piece of watermelon



#13 Their smiles are the scariest thing you could ever see.



#14 They’re too viscous to cuddle with.