#1 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a basset hound you MUST say hello to him.
#2 Things that are normally for human children are now for your basset hounds…
#3 Basset hounds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy basset hound person.
#4 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future basset hounds.
#5 You spend tons of money on basset hound toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your basset hound.
#7 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your basset hound is too painful.
#8 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
#9 You are a hit with every basset hound you meet.
#10 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your basset hounds.
#11 This is your ideal family dinner.
#12 …because your basset hound is your child.
