#1 One way or another I'm GONNA CATCH YOU!



#2 It’s espresso, NOT EXPRESSO!



#3 Where are my rubber duckies?



#4 What if I told you that you could go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it?



#5 Why? Why would she do that to me?



#6 Sub bro?



#7 All food is dog food.




#8 What is that glorious smell? Is that food?



#9 I haven’t eaten for an hour. That’s 7 dog hours.



#10 I’m a bear! Be afraid of me!



#11 Excuse me. But are you going to eat that?



#12 I do not always bark at night. But when I do, it is for no reason.



#13 When someone says you are a good boy.



#14 Cool guys never look back at explosions.



#15 It is called fashion. Ever heard of it?