#1 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#2 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#3 They’re just awful, right?
#4 They are very bad around children.
#5 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!
#6 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#7 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#8 They’re bed hogs.
#9 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
#10 Forget about your couch.
#11 They will steal your girlfriend`s heart.
#12 They will understand fashion more than you.
#13 They will do anything to bring their own toy.
#14 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Doberman Pinscher.
#15 Don’t get a Doberman Pinscher if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
