#1 I’d like to go for a walk.



#2 What’s that food you got there?



#3 Let’s go for a car ride!



#4 You look stressed, human.



#5 Oh don’t mind me, I just like watching you eat



#6 I love you.



#7 You shouldn’t have!



#8 I heard you say the vet



#9 I’m just perfectly happy to be spending time with my human



#10 Did I hear you say treat?




#11 I’m ready for dinner.



#12 Just try and say no to these eyes



#13 I’m just going to pretend I don’t understand you



#14 Yes, I’m guilty of something but no, I’m not going to tell you what happened



#15 Please take me for walks



#16 How about a light game of fetch?



#17 Nigh nigh time.



#18 I don’t feel so good.



#19 You smell delicious/weird/bad.



#20 I could sure use a belly rub.