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#1 I’d like to go for a walk.
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#2 What’s that food you got there?
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#3 Let’s go for a car ride!
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#4 You look stressed, human.
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#5 Oh don’t mind me, I just like watching you eat
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#6 I love you.
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#7 You shouldn’t have!
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#8 I heard you say the vet
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#9 I’m just perfectly happy to be spending time with my human
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#10 Did I hear you say treat?
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#11 I’m ready for dinner.
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#12 Just try and say no to these eyes
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#13 I’m just going to pretend I don’t understand you
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#14 Yes, I’m guilty of something but no, I’m not going to tell you what happened
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#15 Please take me for walks
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#16 How about a light game of fetch?
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#17 Nigh nigh time.
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#18 I don’t feel so good.
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#19 You smell delicious/weird/bad.
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#20 I could sure use a belly rub.
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