#1 I’d like to go for a walk.
#2 What’s that food you got there?
#3 Let’s go for a car ride!
#4 You look stressed, human.
#5 Oh don’t mind me, I just like watching you eat
#6 I love you.
#7 You shouldn’t have!
#8 I heard you say the vet
#9 I’m just perfectly happy to be spending time with my human
#10 Did I hear you say treat?
#11 I’m ready for dinner.
#12 Just try and say no to these eyes
#13 I’m just going to pretend I don’t understand you
#14 Yes, I’m guilty of something but no, I’m not going to tell you what happened
#15 Please take me for walks
#16 How about a light game of fetch?
#17 Nigh nigh time.
#18 I don’t feel so good.
#19 You smell delicious/weird/bad.
#20 I could sure use a belly rub.
