1. They Hate To Cuddle.
2. They Have Menacing Eyes.
3. Totally Evil.
4. Just Look At Them!
5. They Hate Napping.
6. Poodles Take Your Stuff Without Asking.
7. You Never Know When They Take A Break…
8. He Knows He’s In Trouble…
9. They Are Just Clowns.
10. That Means You Can’t Take Them Outside.
11. They Won’t Ever Love You.
12. Really, Really Ugly.