2. Things normally for human children are now for your schnauzers…
3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a schnauzer you MUST say hello to him.
4. Schnauzers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy schnauzer person.
5. You are a hit with every schnauzer you meet.
6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your schnauzer.
7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your schnauzer is too painful.
8. You spend tons of money on schnauzer toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your schnauzers.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future schnauzers.
11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because schnauzers know you’re great!
