2. Things normally for human children are now for your poodles…
3. …because your poodle is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a poodle you MUST say hello to him.
5. Poodles flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy poodle person.
6. You are a hit with every poodle you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your poodle.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out many times because leaving your poodle is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on poodle toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your poodles.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future poodles.
13. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because poodles know you’re great!
