2. Things that are usually for human children are now for your springer spaniels…
3. because your springer spaniel is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a springer spaniel you MUST say hello to him.
5. Springer spaniels flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy spaniel person.
6. You are a hit with every springer spaniel you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your springer spaniel.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out many times because leaving your springer spaniel is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on spaniel toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your spaniels.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future springer spaniel.
13. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because springer spaniels know you’re great!
