2. Things that are usually for human children are now completely normal for your Dobermans as well…
3. …because you consider your Doberman your child… an integral member of your family, not just your ‘pet'.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Doberman you MUST say hello to him.
5. Dobermans flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Doberman person.
6. This is your life goal.
7. You are a hit with every Doberman you meet.
8. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Doberman.
9. This is your ideal family dinner.
10. You’ve skipped going out many times because leaving your Doberman is too painful.
11. You spend tons of money on Doberman toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
12. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Dobermans.
13. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Dobermans.
14. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
15. …it doesn’t matter, because Dobermans know you’re great!
