2. You will get A LOT of love
3. And your couch is no longer your couch
4. They will be waiting for you . . . always
5. Your car will start to feel smaller
6. Your TV will become “our” TV
7. You will no longer be the crazy one in the house
8. You will see a whole new level of lazy
9. You will get a lot of looks when you leave the house
10. You will learn to fear the crazy eye
11. You will have a nap-time partner, whether you like it or not
12. Your kids will have a new best friend
