1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are usually for human children are now for your greyhound…
3. …because your greyhound is your child.
4. No matter where you are or what streets you have to cross if you see a greyhound you MUST say hello to him.
5. Greyhounds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy greyhound person.
6. You are a hit with every greyhound you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your greyhound.
8. You’ve skipped going out many times because leaving your greyhound is too painful.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your greyhounds.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future greyhounds.
