2. Things that are usually for human children are now for your Weimaraner…
3. …because your Weimaraner is your child.
4. No matter where you are or what streets you have to cross if you see a Weimaraner you MUST say hello to him.
5. Weimaraners flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy greyhound person.
6. You are a hit with every Weimaraner you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Weimaraner.
8. You’ve skipped going out many times because leaving your Weimaraner is too painful.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Weimaraners.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Weimaraners.
