#2 They don’t like to play
#3 These dogs just never listen to you
#4 They will never make you laugh
#5 You never know when they take a break
#6 They know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#7 They won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.
#8 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
#9 They’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#10 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!
