1. Your bed is no longer your bed
2. And your couch is no longer your couch
3. Your TV will become “our” TV
4. Your car will start to feel smaller
5. You will get A LOT of love
6. They will be waiting for you . . . always
7. You will no longer be the crazy one in the house
8. You will get a lot of looks when you leave the house
9. You will see a whole new level of lazy
10. You will learn to fear the crazy eye
11. You will have a nap-time partner, whether you like it or not
12. Your kids will have a new best friend
