#1 They’re only using you.



#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.



#3 They pretend to be cute…



#4 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.



#5 Look, they’re already taking over.



#6 I told you!




#7 Alone time? You’ll never have it.



#8 Because they’re watching you.



#9 Your every move.



#10 They’re fierce.



#11 And they totally lack any form of manners.



#12 How evil.