2. Things normal for human children are now for your Great Pyrenees…
3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Great Pyrenees you MUST say hello to him.
4. Great Pyrenees flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Great Pyrenees person.
5. You are a hit with every Great Pyrenees you meet.
6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Great Pyrenees.
7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your Great Pyrenees is too painful.
8. You spend tons of money on Great Pyrenees toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Great Pyrenees.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Great Pyrenees.
11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because Great Pyrenees know you’re great!
