1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things normally for human children are now for your Whippets…
3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Whippet you MUST say hello to him.
4. Whippets flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Whippet person.
5. You are a hit with every Whippet you meet.
6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Whippet.
7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your Whippet is too painful.
8. You spend tons of money on Whippet toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Whippets.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Whippets.
11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because Whippets know you’re great!
