#2 You will need to walk with them every day.
#3 Don’t expect them to play with you.
#4 Their smile is so terrified and weird.
#5 They will take your place.
#6 And your favorite pillow.
#7 Don`t let them drive your car!
#8 They will never forgive you for calling them “A bad boy!”.
#9 They will occupy your sofa.
#10 They are too stylish for you.
#11 They will destroy everything.
#12 They will never be waiting for you to come back home.
#13 They get along badly with other dogs.
#14 They will wake you every day, even on the weekend!