#1 This adorable little thing you see here is a Pomeranian, and it is the worst thing that will ever happen to you.
#2 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#3 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#4 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#5 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#6 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#7 When they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#8 Because, clearly, children and Pomeranians don’t mix.
#9 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#10 They’re just horrible, right?
#11 And they won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.
#12 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#13 They’re bed hogs.
#14 When it’s windy, they look ridiculous.
#15 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
