1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things normal for human children are now for your Basset Hounds…
3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Basset Hound you MUST say hello to him.
4. Basset Hounds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Basset Hound person.
5. You are a hit with every Basset Hound you meet.
6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Basset Hound.
7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your Basset Hound is too painful.
8. You spend tons of money on Basset Hound toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Basset Hounds.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Basset Hounds.
11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because Basset Hounds know you’re great!
