#1 They hate being in the water.
#2 And bored being with you.
#3 They never sleep because they’re too busy finding ways to scare you.
#4 See?
#5 Are you feel the hate behind those eyes?
#6 Are you convinced?
#7 It’s really some intense hatred.
#8 They even can’t make friends.
#9 It is not for them.
#10 Seriously!
#11 They do not understand jokes.
#12 So never laugh at them.
#13 They will ruin your lives.
#14 They always have someone to help do this.
#15 Who would want a doggie like that?