#1 They’re only using you.


#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.


#3 Can’t I be any more clear?


#4 They pretend to be cute…


#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.



#6 Look, they’re already taking over.



#7 I told you!


#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.


#9 Because they’re watching you.


#10 Your every move.


#11 They’re fierce.


#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.


#13 Wow, embarrassing much?


#14 How evil.