#1 They can’t stand belly rubs
#2 They really aren’t that cute as puppies
#3 And never want to go on fun outdoor adventures
#4 And their ears are totally ridiculous.
#5 Their bugged-out eyes aren’t cute at all.
#6 They absolutely HATE going on car rides.
#7 And just the sight of them strikes terror within other animal species.
#8 They have ZERO capacity for love.
#9 And they just become uglier with age.
#10 They’re always grumpy.
#11 They never calm down, not even for a minute.
#12 You can’t trust them to be gentle, even with a piece of watermelon
#13 Their smiles are the scariest thing you could ever see.
#14 They’re too viscous to cuddle with.
