2. They have menacing eyes.
3. Totally evil.
4. Just look at them!
5. They hate napping.
6. They take your stuff without asking.
7. Faking it. Whatever.
8. Give it back, dude.
9. They ruin all of your happy moments.
10. “May I come in there with you? I already miss you, even though you just walked in there two minutes ago.”
11. Let’s not talk about the damage they do to your personal items.
12. What are they doing in your car?
13. They love hanging out with piggies.
14. That means you can’t take them outside.
15. They won’t ever love you
