#1 Things that are normally for human children are now for your corgis…
#2 …because your corgi is your child.
#3 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a corgi you MUST say hello to him.
#4 They flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy corgi person.
#5 You are a hit with every corgi you meet.
#6 This is your ideal family dinner.
#7 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your corgi.
#8 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your corgi is too painful.
#9 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your corgis.
#10 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future corgis.
#11 You spend tons of money on corgi toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
#12 Speaking of spoiling your corgi, you never forget to celebrate their birthday.
