#1 Why do I have to get out of bed when you do? Haha
#2 Food, food, food
#3 Mom, you’re not throwing my ball fast enough!
#4 Me walking too slow, not enough walks
#5 I’m starving!
#6 When she doesn’t get to go in the car.
#7 Not getting out enough!
#8 She’ll probably say to stop feeding her dog food and give her some more human food instead
#9 He always barks and spins in a circle when I say bye to him.
#10 He would say only feed me meat no vegetables
#11 Having too much love from me
#12 Just cause you got married doesn’t mean that I’m not still the queen of this house
