#1 One way or another I'm GONNA CATCH YOU!
#2 It’s espresso, NOT EXPRESSO!
#3 Where are my rubber duckies?
#4 What if I told you that you could go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it?
#5 Why? Why would she do that to me?
#6 Sub bro?
#7 All food is dog food.
#8 What is that glorious smell? Is that food?
#9 I haven’t eaten for an hour. That’s 7 dog hours.
#10 I’m a bear! Be afraid of me!
#11 Excuse me. But are you going to eat that?
#12 I do not always bark at night. But when I do, it is for no reason.
#13 When someone says you are a good boy.
#14 Cool guys never look back at explosions.
#15 It is called fashion. Ever heard of it?
