2. And your couch is no longer your couch
3. You will get A LOT of love
4. They will be waiting for you . . . always
5. Your car will start to feel smaller
6. Your TV will become “our” TV
7. You will see a whole new level of lazy
8. You will no longer be the crazy one in the house
9. You will get a lot of looks when you leave the house
10. You will have a nap-time partner, whether you like it or not
11. You will learn to fear the crazy eye
12. Your kids will have a new best friend
