#1 They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To Destroy You.
#2 You Can Just Feel The Hate Behind Those Eyes.
#3 Can You Feel It?
#4 It’s Seriously Some Intense Hatred.
#5 They Really Hate Being In Water.
#6 And Hate Being With You.
#7 Like Really Hate Being With You.
#8 They Can’t Make Friends.
#9 It’s Not In Their Nature.
#10 Seriously!
#11 They can’t take a joke.
#12 So don’t laugh at them.
#13 They’ll ruin your lives.
#14 Who’d want a dog like that?