#1 They are very ugly
#2 They always feel like real hosts in the house!
#3 Even when they sleep
#4 They will kick you out with your own bed!
#5 They can easily take your girlfriend away.
#6 And this is 100% true!
#7 They don’t like to play with stuffed animals.
#8 They know where the most comfortable place in the house is!
#9 They are constantly watching you
#10 They really know how to relax.
#11 You will have to take it everywhere with you
#12 They are very shaggy