#1 …because your boxer is your child.
#2 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your boxer dogs.
#3 Things that are normally for your children are now for your boxer dogs…
#4 You are a hit with every boxer dog you meet.
#5 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your boxer dog.
#6 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future boxer dogs.
#7 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
#8 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a boxer dog you MUST say hello to him.
#9 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your boxer dog is too painful.
#10 You spend tons of money on boxer dog toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
#11 Boxer dogs flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy boxer dog person.
#12 This is your ideal family dinner.
