#1 This is your ideal family dinner.
#2 You spend tons of money on Jack Russell toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
#3 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your Jack Russell is too painful.
#4 Jack Russells flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Jack Russell person.
#5 You are a hit with every Jack Russell you meet.
#6 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Jack Russells.
#7 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Jack Russell.
#8 Things that are normally for human children are now for your Jack Russells…
#9 …because you Jack Russell is your child.
#10 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Jack Russell you MUST say hello to him.
#11 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Jack Russells.
#12 Speaking of spoiling your Jack Russell, you never forget to celebrate their birthday.
