#1 Wanna play fetch?
#2 You look stressed, human.
#3 Why does this happen to me?
#4 That’s the look of love!!
#5 I want some sort of attention.
#6 “Feed me please I’m starving”
#7 Trying to read your face...
#8 I’m ready for dinner.
#9 “Omg please don’t ever leave me, my hooman.”
#10 I just like you.
#11 Ok, what did you do wrong, were you late with the second breakfast?
#12 Wanna play?!
#13 Am I a joke to you?
#14 You give me attention, please, right?
#15 How about a light game of fetch?
#16 “Why are we doing this? I was sleeping…”
